The Right Honorable Senator From New York (your future president)


OK, I just threw that last part in to scare you…

This is a wonderful bit of bite from Scott Ott, scribe of Scrapple Face:

Hillary: Court Ruling Stabs Women in the Back of the Head

by Scott Ott

(2007-04-19) — Yesterday’s Supreme Court ruling in Gonzales v. Carhart upholding the right of Congress and state legislatures to regulate abortion and, in particular, to ban partial-birth abortion, is “a blade to the back of the head of every woman in America,” according to Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY.

“I know I speak for my sisters across the nation,” said Sen. Clinton, “when I say that I feel like someone grabbed me by the ankles, and jammed a pair of scissors into the base of my skull and then just sucked my brains out. This is devastating to our freedoms and our sense who we are as the largest minority group in America.”

Mrs. Clinton derided the justices who comprised the majority in the 5-4 ruling as “a gang of callous right-wingers who slaughtered the civil rights of women just as we are about to experience a new birth of freedom with the election of the first female president.”

“All that potential, all that hope is now tossed down the garbage chute,” she said, “and all because five selfish judges decided that their so-called ‘right to choose’ supersedes the life of the women’s movement. It’s despicable.”


2 Responses to “The Right Honorable Senator From New York (your future president)”

  1. irreverend Says:


    I suggest Hillary take Rosie O’Donell’s place on The View. Seems a natch.

  2. Al Says:

    How about this… They could replace the pretty conservative girl with Sen Clinton. Having a conservative on to “balance” your left wing drivel is so… so… 80’s.

    Of course that decade gave us Reagan.

    al sends

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